Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via pursuitofhapppinessss)

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

befree-fashion:

✖️Modern // indie // fresh blog✖️

(Source: brunastonge, via teenage-hipster)

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